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☺Can you write a story that includes 5 of these lines just for the pure pleasure of being creative?

1. Nooooooooot so fast, mister. 2. (You choose the title of a DORIS DAY movie as one of your lines.) 3. Yeah?! Well.....ummmm....hmmmm.....maybe you're right. 4. Kevin Costner walked into the room. I walked into the wall. 5. Strong winds,cold rain.....Time for a massage therapy. 6. Ma...... He's making eyes at me. 7. I'm beginning to look like Howdy Doody's grandmother!! 8. A ghost in the house. 9. (You choose the title of an ARETHA FRANKLIN song as one of your lines.) 10. My back aches,my right foot is a bit weird and now I'm beginning to drool.

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1. one day while hitting on ARETHA FRANKLIN she said Nooooooooot so fast, mister. as I asked about her sex life I was like Yeah?! Well.....ummmm....hmmmm.....maybe you're right, Im gay anyways but when Kevin Costner walked into the room. I walked into the wall. i told him Strong winds,cold rain.....Time for a massage therapy!
2. MISS PIGGY’S BIRTHDAY “I’M BEGINNING TO LOOK LIKE HOWDY DOODY’S GRANDMOTHER!!” wailed Miss Peggy as she stared into her mirror. It was Miss Piggy’s birthday tomorrow, and she was stressing out because she was getting a little past her sell date, so to speak. “Yeah! … I see it!” agreed Kermit. “It must be those marionette lines you have on your chinny, chin chin!!” “You Doofus!” exclaimed Miss Piggy, making a threatening air karate chop in Kermit’s direction. “You’re supposeosay, moi has never looked younger!" “YEAH?! … WELL….UMMMM…HMMMMM…..On second thought, MAYBE YOU’RE RIGHT,” replied Kermit, not wanting to make any waves. “How old are you anyway--in pig years?” Ignoring Kermit’s question, Miss Piggy roared, “What do you mean, MAYBE?” “Ummm…..Maybe, you need to see DR. FEELGOOD and get some happy pills??” ventured Kermit, hoping to head off the STORM WARNING vibes Miss Piggy was sending out. “MAYBE it would make moi FEEL GOOD if you would bring moi some chocolates!” snapped Miss Piggy. “I’ll get right on that,” replied Kermit, feeling piggy-whipped, as he headed for the door. “I’ll bet if I bring her chocolate covered ants she wouldn’t even notice--she‘d snarf ‘em down so quickly,” Kermit said beneath his breath. ------------------ NOOOOOOOOOOT SO FAST, MISTER Horney Toad!!” Miss Piggy yelled after him. “Did you just say I wouldn’t notice if you brought moi chocolate covered ants?” “Ha! Ha! Ha!“ laughed Kermit. “I never said that!!” “Then, who did?” “A GHOST IN THE HOUSE??” Kermit answered tentatively. “No doubt a little green one, with a really long red tongue!!” Miss Piggy said testily. “Listen up Frog--If you expect any PILLOW TALK with moi tonight, the only thing chocolate covered in those candies better be cherries!!” --------------- “I get no RESPECT!” sighed Kermit as soon as he was sure he was out of earshot. 1,2 STORM WARNING, PILLOW TALK 3,7,8,9 DR. FEELGOOD, RESPECT Howdy Doody Puppet: http://www.sun-sentinel.com/sns-howdydoody-bob-jpg,0,1875309.photo