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Men's Toys?

It's ok being a woman. They have loads of different toys to pleasure themself. Us blokes have nothing (well I aint anyhow) Have I just lived a shallow life or is there entertainment gadgets out there for us blokes????

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try a nokia engage phone.. real good games . or try downloading computer games. u can while away time. they are so good. i don understand what blokes are. sorry
Of course there are. Go to www.MidnightToys.com They can help.
Go to any Adult Store where they sell porn and stuff. My friend had a pocket puzzy. Vibrated and looked real. HAHAHAHA
omg,, uve so not lived lol.... u need to go to ann summers , theres so much stuf there for you to have fun and entertain urself wiv lol
there are a few but they're all kinda creepy. Pocket Pals, which I think are some sort of plastic thing that you put over your .. you know, and pump air into it or something and... well, I'm not sure. Then they have these rubber body parts that are modeled after the genitals of famous porn stars. But they're creepy because it's just the vagina and a little bit of the area around it and nothing else. They're molded it out of rubber and are just that section of the body. It looks like a porn star was hacked to death by an ax murderer. It's easy for women to get a "toy" because replicating a penis is merely a matter of making something long and tubular that can be inserted or rubbed up against it. Trying to recreate the female genitalia is a futile effort. There is nothing to match it other than the real thing!
They have toys for men! I bought this sleeve for my husband called Gigi. Its this really soft rubbery sleeve that slides over your "man hood" and it's textured inside (you'll need lots of lube of course) and you just stroke it with that. It's lots of fun. I like to use it on my husband myself. basically it's a jerk off sleeve.
Would any guy in his right mind walk into a adult novelty store and pay like $150 or more for one of those rubber poonannies modeled after some porn star? I wouldn't have the nads to do so. I get the image of some greasy haired guy in a trench coat when I think of guys purchasing such items.
Guys have lots of toys! Golf clubs, the TV remote, small engines....