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Can you write a story that includes 5 of these titles just for the pure pleasure of being creative? 1. Say A Little Prayer 2. Jump To It 3. It Ain't Necessarily So 4. Oh Me Oh My (I'm A Fool For You Baby) 5. Since You've Been Gone 6. Spirit In The Dark 7. Climbing Higher Mountains 8. R-E-S-P-E-C-T 9. Talk to Me, Talk to Me 10. It Ain't Fair

Do you believe that women are presented as objects for the pure pleasure of men in advertising?

Which of the following would give you pure pleasure? 1. moving to a new location to live 2. warmer weather (or colder,depending on where ya live) 3. a nice surprise present from someone 4. getting a best answer here on Y/A 5. a vacation 6. a bubble bath,complete with candles and drink of your choice 7. a rain storm( its raging one here now) 8. new shoes 9. multiple yard Gnomes 10. music More than one answer is cool...=) thanx~

For your pleasure, Pure Romance, Slumber parties, Passion Parties? What are the perks and downfalls of each of these companies? Which would be a better opportunity? The one I choose will become my primary source of income.

Do you ever do things just for the sole purpose and pure pleasure of irritating someone else?

How can I pleasure myself and still stay pure in the eyes of the Lord? I've come up with a few ideas, let me know if a Catholic can do these and still stay pure in the eyes of the Lord Thrusting my penis into any of the following until orgasm: A microwavable burrito, a jar of peanut butter, a gym sock, a hole in a cardboard box

Sex therapy .... or only pure pleasure??? Sex therapy has become very popular in the past few years, and many aspects of sex therapy have become even more popular - probably as a result of the sexual revolution. Good examples are: Thai massage therapy: http://www.handresearch.com/hand/massage/thai-massage.htm Sensual massage therapy: http://www.handresearch.com/hand/massage/sensual-massage.htm Asian massage therapy: http://www.handresearch.com/hand/massage/asian-massage.htm Kama-Sutra massage therapy: http://www.handresearch.com/hand/love/kamasutra.htm However, obviously these therapies including the therapeutic 'principle-of-pleasure' as well. What do you feel? Just wondering, are these activities an example of 'sex therapy' .... or only 'pure pleasure'?

Dry Humping? can it be risky? or just pure pleasure? Me and my girlfriend were dry humping one night and she had on her underwear and i had on boxers. is it possible she got pregnant? and just for future refrences, if we were like dry humping in a pool or in a sauna, would that decrease the possibility she get pregnant? Or is that to stay safe we should have more clothes on?

Is it true that there is no such thing as pure pleasure...that some anxiety always goes with it? Thanks Ovid.

when girls have sex for the first time, i hear it hurts, but underneath that, is there really pure pleasure?

Why do Americans waste so much money on material things and pleasure? Americans, look at your state. You spend around 10 billion dollars+ (estimate) a year on food that is unhealthy and usually not because you are starving to death, such as pizza, McDonalds, Burger King, icecream etc. You spend around 50 million dollars+ (estimate) a year on Christmas, Easter, and Halloween. You spend around 10 billion dollars+ (estimate) a year on the latest electronics such as the ipod, mac book, wii, etc. You spend around 10 billion dollars+ (estimate) a year on weddings, honey moons and wedding rings. And what sad is that your marriages in America, due to selfishness, often last only up to 15 years, sometimes even less. You spend around UNCOUNTED AMOUNT OF MONEY on Hollywood a year, that it's sad! You spend money on so many other things that are extremely un-necessary but they AT least aren't just out pure pleasure like the ones I listed above. I am not saying their is nothing wrong with pleasure. I just think it's sad when you guys complain about their being poverty in the other countries when you obviously aren't doing all that you can.

"Pure Pleasure Seeker" or "The Time Is Now".? I`m trying to figure out why no-one answered `The Time Is Now` to a poll of favourite Moloko songs. Maybe it`s a location-thing, `cos I didn`t know "PPS" before 2 minutes ago, while "TTIN" has been 1 of my faves for ages.

when in western pleasure riding does your horses have to be registered and or pure bred?

what is pure pleasure? is it laughing hysterically at tone deaf head-the-balls on X Factor? or something else

Pure pleasure seekers.......? what gives you a thrill? i mean just general stuff in life. food, drugs, love etc

One hour of pure pleasure ? If you could have an hour this afternoon just to please yourself - what would you do ? No-one else need ever know, you'd never have to explain or defend what you do, you'd never feel guilty, and there would be no negative consequences. What would you do, where would you do it, who would you do it with and why ?

☺Can you write a story that includes 5 of these lines just for the pure pleasure of being creative? 1. Nooooooooot so fast, mister. 2. (You choose the title of a DORIS DAY movie as one of your lines.) 3. Yeah?! Well.....ummmm....hmmmm.....maybe you're right. 4. Kevin Costner walked into the room. I walked into the wall. 5. Strong winds,cold rain.....Time for a massage therapy. 6. Ma...... He's making eyes at me. 7. I'm beginning to look like Howdy Doody's grandmother!! 8. A ghost in the house. 9. (You choose the title of an ARETHA FRANKLIN song as one of your lines.) 10. My back aches,my right foot is a bit weird and now I'm beginning to drool.

Wanting to become a consultant but which: Fantasia, Passion Parties, Pure Romance, For Your Pleasure? At first, I only heard of Fantasia but now more companies!! Which is best? Would love your thoughts/experience/opinions!! Thx

Do you ever just drink a bottle of wine and chillax? Do you ever kick back with a bottle of wine and get comfortable and sit in pure pleasure? If so, tell me about it!

What would happen if you stimulated all your nerves in the body at the same time? I am thinking of pure pleasure as you get a massage -- the muscles and nerves are stimulated and it bring pleasure. Butas a amassage it only works as one area -- but what if you had a massage in all areas at once...

What is a good drink with Cigars? I smoke cigars for pure pleasure. I usually drink beer, but I've heard of other things that enhance the cigar taste etc. What are some other good things to drink while smoking cigars?

Who gives a person the right to shoot and kill wild-animals and then turn them into a taxi-dermy? I avoid restaurants with taxi-dermied animals on the walls. I think it's plain evil to murder these poor animals for pure pleasure and then take them to get their skin removed from their bones and skulls for the use of taxi-dermy!! What kind of sick fetish is that? What if it were legal to do it to the people who hunt animals for fun?

How can you find pure love? A love in which the ego is not involved. Neither partners are seeking attention for themselves. Neither partners are pursuing sensual pleasure giving no regard to the humanity of the other. A love that is based on both spiritual and physical giving, and not one on the expense of the other. Is there such kind of love? And if you know you have the ability to live through it, how will you find someone who is capable of pure love? When most men nowadays care not but about their own sexual desires and fantasies. I say then. Such pure love, does not exist.

Any sweet & special tips on how to satisfy my husband during R E D week of the month? He is patient, understanding and is not pressuring me to do anything at all during this time. I want to surprise him with pure pleasure. I want to keep it fun, flirty and fresh. My husband is just so damn HOT I can't keep my hands off him and he also works OT 15 days a month!

what is the main reason behind alcoholism? i am puzzled, do all alcoholic have some deep personal issues so they try to avoid? or just pure pleasure seeking?

Whats is the best way to travel from Bangkok, Thailand to Phnom penh, Cambodia? I am interested in both the cheapest way and also the best in terms of speed, and of course pure pleasure. I am flying into Bangkok because the flight is much chesper then my plan is to meet with friends a couple days after. Also, if you know prices of any of your suggestion i'd love to know.

What exactly is pure happiness? What is pure happiness to you,and have you ever felt it? What I think to be the closest thing to pure happiness was given to me by love,and I am talking about the emotion,not about the physical act. And no,I am not talking about physical pleasure either,if you know what I mean.

I am out of inspiration... do you have any to spare? UD ammo pallette, jesses girl, BE pure pleasures set...? I have wanted to be a makeup artist for quite some time now, I am only 16 now but I really wanted to go to cosmetology school. I have possibly one of the largest makeup collections in my high school, and it took me a very long time to save up to buy all of the MAC, Urban Decay, Smashbox, and Bare Escentuals that I have. But lately I ahve been in a funk. I have found myself reaching for my same neutral quad everyday and really not even trying to be creative. Anyways, I am looking for something new to try, got any ideas? I have a lot of things so I am basicallky just looking for some new color combos, or neutral color combinations. Matte/shimmer whatever your favorite looks are tell me, and what you use because I probably have it =] I never use my Urban Decay Ammor Pallette so if you could tell me some looks to try with that, awesome! And my Bare Minerals Pure Pleasures set, never even touch it, so that would be fantastic. And I have like 8 Jesses Girl Eye Dusts that I hardly ever touch, any tips on using those because they are too chunky of glitter for me to find anything to use them for, I even tried them with Fix+ and I still didn't like it, But yeah, basically just help me out, I am lacking inspiration and am desperate for some new looks to try out. And don't freak that I am 16 beacuse I am mostly a closet MUA, I don't wear like crazy blue eyeshadow to school or anything. Thanks for the help =]

As a gay guy, why am I so horny for guys with big packages? When I see pictures of guys with large dongs I go nuts. And when I land one of those guys in bed I have the time of my life. After the initial pain its pure pleasure from then on.

How to poop at work lol? We've all been there but don't like to admit it. We've all kicked back in our cubicles and suddenly felt something brew down below. As much as we try to convince ourselves otherwise, the WORK POOP is inevitable. For those who hate pooping at work, following is the 2001 Survival Guide for taking a dump at work. Memorize these definitions and pooping at work will become a pure pleasure. ESCAPEE. Definition: a fart that slips out while taking a leak at the urinal or forcing a poop in a stall. This is usually accompanied by a sudden wave of panic embarrassment. This is similar to the hot flash you receive when passing an unseen police car and speeding. If you release an escapee, do not acknowledge it. Pretend it did not happen. If you are standing next to the farter in the urinal, pretend you did not hear it. No one likes an escapee, it is uncomfortable for all involved. Making a joke or laughing makes both parties feel uneasy. JAILBREAK (Used in conjunction with ESCAPEE). Definition: When forcing poop, several farts slip out at a machine gun pace. This is usually a side effect of diarrhea or a hangover. If this should happen, do not panic. Remain in the stall until everyone has left the bathroom so to spare everyone the awkwardness of what just occurred. COURTESY FLUSH. Definition: The act of flushing the toilet the instant the nose cone of the poop log hits the water and the poop is whisked away to an undisclosed location. This reduces the amount of air time the poop has to stink up the bathroom. This can help you avoid being caught doing the WALK OF SHAME. WALK OF SHAME. Definition: Walking from the stall, to the sink, to the door after you have just stunk up the bathroom. This can be a very uncomfortable moment if someone walks in and busts you. As with all farts, it is best to pretend that the smell does not exist. Can be avoided with the use of the COURTESY FLUSH. OUT OF THE CLOSET POOPER. Definition: A colleague who poops at work and damn proud of it. You will often see an Out Of The Closet Pooper enter the bathroom with a newspaper or magazine under their arm. Always look around the office for the Out Of The Closet Pooper before entering the bathroom. THE POOPING FRIENDS NETWORK (PFN). Definition: A group of coworkers who band together to ensure emergency pooping goes off without incident. This group can help you to monitor the whereabouts of Out Of The Closet Poopers, and identify SAFE HAVENS. SAFE HAVENS. Definition: A seldom used bathroom somewhere in the building where you can least expect visitors. Try floors that are predominantly of the opposite sex. This will reduce the odds of a pooper of your sex entering the bathroom. TURD BURGLAR: Definition: A pooper who does not realize that you are in the stall and tries to force the door open. This is one of the most shocking and vulnerable moments that can occur when taking a dump at work. If this occurs, remain in the stall until the Turd Burglar leaves. This way you will avoid all uncomfortable eye contact. CAMO-COUGH. Definition: A phony cough that alerts all new entrants into the bathroom that you are in a stall. This can be used to cover-up a WATERMELON, or to alert potential Turd Burglars. Very effective when used in conjunction with an ASTAIRE. ASTAIRE. Definition: A subtle toe-tap that is used to alert potential Turd Burglars that you are occupying a stall. This will remove all doubt that the stall is occupied. If you hear an Astaire, leave the bathroom immediately so the pooper can poop in peace. WATERMELON. Definition: A turd that creates a loud splash when hitting the toilet water. This is also an embarrassing incident. If you feel a Watermelon coming on, create a diversion. See CAMO-COUGH.

How do you get a western horses head up, to be 'english'? I started riding a little Qh pony, and he is pure western pleasure. Well now i ride him english, and when we trot his head is so low, its just about touching the ground! and he is a pony, so if he ever does buck or something, im off for sure. at the canter, he does have that uncomfortable lope, but when you cluck and get him going hes got a nice canter, its just the trotting. and if its needed, hes only three.

Do Males experience any pain during sexual intercourse? I am 25 years old committed not to engage in sexual intercourse before marriage. I want to ask: Do males experience any sexual intercourse pain just like woman? Or it is pure uninterrupted pleasure for male soul and his organs.

pure pleasures escorts nyc 212-567-2000? does anyone have any info. regarding this business and payment options? Also..reputation?

What reasons would a man have for raping a woman? i'm writing a book on teenage pregnancy, and the girl gets raped, but why would he do it? pure, sick, pleasure? money? to get back at the girls father for something? help! so far, (in what i have thought of!) she dosn't know the man

Why is it just about everyone nit picks a movie.? For political and religious reasons and don't watch a movie for the pure pleasure of entertainment?

Do you call people who lead a "pure" life enlightened or foolish? People (monks for example) who vow to abstain from all forms of pleasure in life, are they enlightened or foolish?

What is the problem with cutting? I have had a horrible turn of events the past couple of months and the only thing that makes me happy is cutting my wrists. I am doing this on the side and not over an artery or anything but when I feel that blade going into my skin I instantly feel better. I never actaully thought that I would become a cutter but now that I have started I dont want to stop. I like the feeling so much that anytime something bad happens I reach for my razor blade. I know why I started cutting myself was because I wanted to work up the courage to really hurt myself but now its just pure pleasure and release. So my question is why is cutting so bad?

i have a 2004 mustang gt 2v i have added cat backs and cold air intake and use a diadlo tuner need more hp? would a good supercharger be worth it or is my block to weak.the cars never goes on trips of distance use is pure pleasure,gears are coming along with headers and x pipe

Does anyone find it funny that our government censors an act of love for example sex in movies, but allows ? scenes of full gore? scenes full of violence that can mark a child and cause a lot of inner conflict? Scenes of a firefight which may seem "Cool" but if one lives trough one it isn't funny, yet in the other hand, the act of sex can be of pure pleasure or of real love.

Does anyone else feel love becomes less pure as we age? when were young we just think about being with the person, holding them etc.. maybe sex once in a while. but as we get older, sex and pleasure seem to be seemingly more and more important. why is that? is there anyone out there that still rather do the beginning aspects more than sex all the time?

can anyone please tell me what song these lyrics are from? I gotta be thankful: so thank you! Its a pure pleasure just being around you > and i cant imagine being without you, cus i see myself all of the time beside you. We've been through ups and downs, downs and outs, hundreds of > frowns and a thousand doubts but i know and you know your the only one. > We'll hold on, grow old so come on and just...

Are there any names you like that you never thought you would like? Like ones that maybe aren't your usual taste, or they are just pure guilty pleasure names?

if there is no God then what would you?.. or what are you doing with the one life you'll ever have? This question is to all whether religious or atheists. Please have an open mind when answering.... This first question is to the atheists if you were really honest do you think you're really living life to its fullness really? Considering this is the only life you'll ever have?....This hypothetical question is to all the religious folk, if this was the only life you'll ever have and you new this from today, would you do anything different like living a life of pure pleasure, within reason or would you do anything different?..

can any one alter these lines and make it more pleasurable? I am no more with out you my love for you is very true i kissed you in my dreams over a thousand times wish my eyes could see you all the time all the pain i have gone for you is pure pleasure for me

How can someone honestly get pleasure from someone Else's pain? I know someone who has been put in a very stressful situation at this time. The person who put her there is walking around like (walking on clouds) with a big happy grin on their face. The person sufferring doesn't deserve a bit of this. This is so evil. I think it is pure evil!

As we get older does life get better? Or worse. I don't know how to put this in a more optimistic way, so I’ll just be honest. As I get older I just get more and more responsibility, and less pure, untainted pleasure. When I was kid I thought life sucked, but it was fu cking good fun. Kids are a hell of a lot friendlier than adults, less needy and fake as well. And when I look around adults don’t appear to be having a blast, unless their trying to be young or trying to be happy, but can you try and be happy, I mean aren’t you just happy or not. And money, have you noticed that that is all anyone wants. Lots of money. Have your adult days out weighed your childhood days, or vice versa?

Who else is loving Olivia and Johnny on GH? I was never a big Olivia fan up until now I get pure pleasure out of what this does to Claudia

I had sex with another korean guy, but I don't feel pleasure? I'm a pure korean girl 22 years old. I had sex with another korean guy, my 56th guy. but i dont feel any orgasm. am i lesbian? my korean gal pals say the love having sex. but i dont feel pleasure. we slept with every korean guy in out apartment, school fraternity, and k-town clubs.

Who is more cruel, demons, or humans? Mark Twain wrote that of all the animals, mankind is the only one that kills for the pure pleasure of it. So which is the more cruel species, demons or humans?

who else thinks this is unfair? Alrightyy; for all you women out there! Who thinks this is just NOT fair/cool at all! Women: have to have their period every month; Have to give birth; Have to go through Drama; have to have pain during sex; have to deal with body issues; have to deal with self confidence issues Men: Have pure pleasure during sex. NOT FAIR!

Do you think sex is just pure pleasure or is it more intimate?

Are you a pure pleasure seeker? i am...

Would you sleep with someone for pure sexual pleasure?

Is there a limit to the carnal pleasure between husband and wife that would not be a sin? For instance, oral sex, or getting kinky and having sex just for the pure carnal pleasure of having sex with a spouse, is there a point when it becomes a sin even though 2 are married?

where is a head shop in Wisconsin? Where can I find a head shop in Wisconsin? Near either Eau Claire or Marshfield I know theres a Pure Pleasures in Eau Clare though I dont know what they sell. Im looking for pipes and salvia.

Why can we say that reading is one of the "purest" pleasures known to man? emphasis on purest. purest pleasure in the sense that??? "why is reading pleasurable?"

I need help with a health project PLEEEAAASE? I have to do a poster project on Oxycontin abuse. I need a case study to finish the project but I need someone who's famous[so people know who I'm talking about when I present it]. Can any of you think of anyone famous on[or formally on] Oxycontin? And they have to have abused it too. They can't have used it for an injury. It has to be for pure pleasure.

are you still going to eat kellogg's cornflakes knowing he advocated foreskin removal against sexual pleasure? "A remedy for masturbation which is almost always successful in small boys is circumcision. The operation should be performed by a surgeon without administering an anesthetic, as the brief pain attending the operation will have a salutary effect upon the mind, especially if it be connected with the idea of punishment. In females, the author has found the application of pure carbolic acid to the clitoris an excellent means of allaying the abnormal excitement." Treatment for Self-Abuse and its Effects by John Harvey Kellogg. I understand that this monster also advocated clitorectomies in some cases for the same reason." http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Harvey_Kellogg

POLL: Do you call people who lead a "pure" life enlightened or foolish? People (monks for example) who vow to abstain from all forms of pleasure in life, are they enlightened or foolish?

Poem I wrote for my navy boyfriend? Inspired by the moment that he went on the bus with other soldiers on their way to boot camp... Title: The Bus My heart is a passenger A companion to my lover Peacefully with pure pleasure She lays perfectly still in his hand Bare and naked she thumps to the rhythm of my flowing tears The droplets are so cold Driver, will you please bring back my only two sources of warmth? If not, I will forever be a stone of ice Heartless and alone what do you think?

What do Men most enjoy/like about having&during sex.Please be specific.? Is it just pure pleasure, or is it more...do men actually enjoy being very close/intimate with a women.To all the men please explain.Thanks.

Why do I crave cigarettes when I'm not around them? I am 37 years old. I did not grow up around cigarette smoke. When I was 19, I worked in an office with a smoker. This was back when smoking had not been banned in offices like it is today, so he smoked in the office. After a few months of working around this person I noticed I craved cigarettes on the weekend when I wasn't around this person. I gave in but I was a closet smoker on and off for about two years. I did not smoke in public and it gave me such pleasure to enjoy a cigarette. I wouldn't inhale the smoke down into my lungs. I would take small puffs and blow them out. I would feel guilty and ususally throw the pack out before I finished it. I would guess that in my lifetime I haven't bought or smoked over six packs of cigarettes total. It's been over 14 years since I've had a cigarette. I am not around anyone who smokes. I have never quit craving cigarettes. What makes me crave the pure pleasure of puffing a cigarette?

In theory, wouldn't Levodopa or isolated dopamine be the best drug ever? My theory is as follows. People abuse illegal drugs for the functional effect of which works via the manipulation and dramatic increase in the release of dopamine levels in the brain. Would it then correlate to infer that if a person took isolated dopamine or a similar substance like Levodopa (used for Parkinson's patients) , it would totally cut out the "middleman" and most of the other ghastly effects of illicit drugs and cause pure sensations of thrill/excitement/pleasure/well-being? Since people do illegal drugs and abuse Rx drugs because ultimately it jacks up their dopamine levels to the point where it feels good, wouldn't doing straight dopamine be a lot more effective?

Can you write an amusing LOVE story that includes these words?? This is all for the pure pleasure of writing. FORMAL DINNER TOUCHED BY AN ANGEL SUNDOWN SINCERE BREATH POPSICLES AND POPEYE MERRY MAKERS ETIQUETTE

What's more exiting to experiance running a touch down or knocking th snot out of someone? I played fullback at one point in my career and I played ROLB in a 34 defense. I can honestly say knocking the pure hell out of a opposing player is the most pleasure I have ever felt in sports period. I remember the sensation of stopping a 240 pound tailback in his tracks and the joy of catching a 4.3 forty yard dash running RB dead in his chest with the my helmet as he made a move to avoid me and knocking the snot out of both of them. To hear the crowd say OOOOOO is a powerful experiance. I'm sure if someone plays cornerbakc pulling down a great INT is the best. Or a receiver catching a slant and stepping of on the entire D is the best, maybe a lineman getting a pancake on a great defensive player and a running back thowing a Barry Sanders type shake on someone. What is your unltimate football pleasure? Stories are welcome on this question.

What can I feed my horse to give her more energy? I have this mare that is 6 and has a bit of coldblood in her but she is a "warmblood". We show dressage but we also do other things like penning and pleasure and jumping and trails. But I have so much trouble getting her forwards. Its like she doesn't have enough energy to move or just plain old doesn't want to. She is better on a loose rein but the minute you pick up a contact she slows down greatly. We ride in a dressage bridle with a flash band, crank nose band and a normal KK loose ring snaffle. Everything fits her great and there is nothing wrong with her. Oats don't work at all. I had her on 16% sweet feed for the last 2 weeks and it did nothing (I was using a bag of feed from our last show). Over x-mas she had a protein/iron deficiency and she had to have 3 large pure protein shots via IV and the vet warned me she would be hot. But she wasn't any different from before. She had to be on 16% complete feed for 3 months and nothing. So what can I do with her?

He lost his virginity to me, and sees sex as loving, and I have gotten use to just having sex for pleasure...? I have had less than 8 partners, but I guess I have always been looking for the perfect sexual partner and I have come close, still havent. I have had a partner that was really awful in bed and dont want to marry someone like that. I am in a committed relationship now, and I am his 1st and only -and he considers sex to be special and only shared with one person-which we now share. I want to change my mentality on sex-what can I do and how do I go about it so I can view sex as pure and for love and not just for pleasure.

What Happens When I'm At WORK and I have to Poop? We've all been there but don't like to admit it. We've all kicked back in our cubicles and suddenly felt something a brew down below. As much as we try to convince ourselves, the WORK POOP is inevitable. For those of you who hate pooping at work as much as I do, I give you the......... Survival Guide for Taking a Dump at Work. Memorize these definitions and pooping at work will become a pure pleasure. ESCAPEE: A fart that slips out while taking a leak at the urinal or forcing poop in a stall. This is usually accompanied by a sudden wave of panic/embarrassment. This is similar to the hot flash you receive when passing an unseen police car & speeding. If you release an escapee, do not acknowledge it. Pretend it did not happen. If you are standing next to the farter at the urinal, pretend that you did not hear it. No one likes an escapee, it is uncomfortable for all involved. Making a joke or laughing makes both parties feel uneasy. JAILBREAK (Used in conjunction with escapee): When forcing a poop, several farts slip out at a machine gun's pace. This is usually a side effect of diarrhea or a hangover. If this should happen do not panic, remain in the stall until everyone has left the bathroom so to spare everyone the awkwardness of what just occurred. COURTESY FLUSH: The act of flushing the toilet the instant the nose cone of the poop log hits the water and the poop is whisked away to an undisclosed location. This reduces the amount of air time the poop has to stink up the bathroom. This can help you avoid being caught doing the WALK OF SHAME. WALK OF SHAME: Walking from the stall, to the sink, to the door after you have just stunk-up the shitter. This can be a very uncomfortable moment if someone walks in and busts you. As with all farts, it is best to pretend that the smell does not exist. Can be avoided with the use of a COURTESY FLUSH. OUT OF THE CLOSET POOPER: A colleague who poops at work and is damn proud of it. You will often see an Out of the Closet Pooper enter the bathroom with a newspaper or magazine under their arm. Always look around the office for the Out OF THE CLOSET POOPER before entering the bathroom. THE POOPING FRIENDS NETWORK (PFN): This is a group of coworkers who band together to ensure emergency pooping goes off without incident. This group can help you to monitor the whereabouts of OUT OF THE CLOSET POOPERS and identify SAFE HAVENS. SAFE HAVEN: A seldom used bathroom somewhere in the building where you can least expect visitors. Try floors that are predominantly of the opposite sex. This will reduce the odds of a pooper of your sex entering the bathroom. TURD BURGLAR: A pooper who does not realize that you're in the stall and tries to force the door open. This is one of the most shocking and vulnerable moments that occur when taking a dump at work. If this occurs, remain in the stall until the TURD BURGLAR leaves. This way you will avoid all uncomfortable eye contact. TURD BURGLARS have been know to cause premature pinchage, which inevitably causes you to pinch one off in the middle. CAMO-COUGH: A phony cough which alerts all new entrants into the bathroom that you are in a stall. This can be used to cover-up a WATERMELON or to alert potential TURD BURGLARS. Very effective when used in conjunction with an ASTAIRE. ASTAIRE: This is a subtle toe-tap that is used to alert all potential TURD BURGLARS that you are occupying a stall. This will remove all doubt that the stall is occupied. If you hear an ASTAIRE, leave the bathroom immediately so the pooper can poop in peace. WATERMELON: A turd that creates a loud splash when hitting the toilet water. This is also an embarrassing incident. If you feel a WATERMELON coming on, create a diversion. See CAMO-COUGH. HAVANA OMELET: A load of diarrhea that creates a series of loud splashes in the toilet water. Often accompanied by an escapee. Try using a CAMO-COUGH with an ASTAIRE. UNCLE TED: A bathroom user who seems to linger around forever. Could spend extended lengths of time in front of the mirror or sitting on the pot. An UNCLE TED makes it difficult to relax while on the crapper, as you should always wait to drop your load when the bathroom is empty. This benefits you as well as the other bathroom attendees. FLY BY: The act of scouting out a bathroom before pooping. Walk in, check for other poopers. If there are others in the bathroom, leave and come back again. Be careful not to become a FREQUENT FLYER. People may become suspicious if they catch you constantly going into the bathroom.

What do you think of this reflection I wrote? Here it is: Illusions of Happiness We beings can find happiness in various places. Some find it in wealth, through expansive amounts of money. Some find it in power, through the ability to rule others, and force them to do their bidding. Some find it in fame, through others’ adoration and devotion to them. Some find it in beauty, through health and lovely physical appearance. Although sometimes, happiness, just like everything else in the Universe, is not but an illusion. A simple illusion which deceits most of us. For greed snares opportunities at pure happiness: it forces our desire for wealth, power, fame, and beauty to escalate, and twists it like a washrag. Wealth conquers contentment, and molds it into extensive lust. And even when we are satisfied, greed deceives us, and makes us unhappy, until our sanity is snuffed out. Power becomes overwhelming, and takes control of our senses and awareness. It is then that foolishness forces us to become ignorant. Fame is similar to power. Power is similar to fame. Either is obtained when one is possessed. And the consequences of fame is equal to that of power. And what does physical appearance bring us? Compliments? Smiles? Others’ devotion to look like you? These things will force you to strive for more, and more, and more, until you destroy yourself in your epic quest for joy, which was just an illusion. Which of these best suits you, dear friend? Wealth, power, fame, or beauty? Why not seek true happiness? Look past the magician’s cunning tricks, and search for happiness that can only be found within yourself and others. True happiness can be found by giving elation to others. To drop a quarter in a donation box, to participate in a Walk for Cancer, or Hunger, or other struggles. But are these obstacles illusions as well? Can someone who is starving, or is pained by a disease find true happiness also? Anyone can find true pleasure, but only if they wander down the correct path. Sometimes simple things are where pure happiness is found. Like sitting ‘round a crackling, welcoming fire, surrounded by brothers, sisters, aunts, uncles, grandmas, grandpas, cousins, mothers, and fathers. Or a simple stroll down a beach in the evening, as the setting sun casts the clouds into amalgamates of orange, yellow, pink, and purple, with the rippling waves tickling your toes. So I leave you with this vague question: Where will you find happiness? Will you find it in wealth, power, fame, or appearance? Or will you choose happiness through bliss in unfortunate others, family and friends, or tranquil sanctuaries? As said, happiness is sometimes an illusion, and only the wise can truly find inner bliss, and elude the Illusions of Happiness.

Why the Koran describe heaven from Arab people pure imagination rather than spiritual point of view? The joys and glories of Paradise are as fantastic and sensual as the lascivious Arabian mind could possibly imagine. As plenty of water is one of the greatest additions to the delights of the Bedouin Arab, the Koran often speaks of the rivers of Paradise as a principal ornament thereof; some of these streams flow with water, some with wine and others with honey, besides many other lesser springs and fountains, whose pebbles are rubies and emeralds, while their earth consists of camphor, their beds of musk, and their sides of saffron. But all these glories will be eclipsed by the resplendent and ravishing girls, or houris, of Paradise, the enjoyment of whose company will be the principal felicity ofthe faithful. These maidens are created not of clay, as in the case of mortal women, but of pure musk, and free from all natural impurities, defects, and inconveniences. The pleasures of Paradise will be so overwhelming that God will give to everyone the potentialities of a hundred individual To each individuals a large mansion will be assigned, and the very meanest will have at his disposal at least 80,000 servants and seventy-two wives of the girls of Paradise. While eating they will be waited on by 300 attendants, the food being served in dishes of gold, whereof 300 shall be set before him at once, containing each a different kind of food, and an inexhaustible supply of wine and liquors. The magnificence of the garments and gems is conformable to the delicacy of their diet. For they will be clothed in the richest silks and brocades, and adorned with bracelets of gold and silver, and crowns set with pearls, and will make use of silken carpets, couches, pillows, etc., and in order that they may enjoy all these pleasures, God will grant them perpetual youth, beauty, and vigour. Music and singing will also be ravishing and everlasting" (Wollaston, "Muhammed, His Life and Doctrines"). It's obviously simply irrisistable to the Arab pagan people (jahiliyah period) at that time

What do you think about this sonnet i wrote for english class ? When a radiant sun sets over a glistening lavender bay, Or a tiny baby robin takes its first flight during a magical spring hour, What words come to mind, what grander message can one possibly convey? For beauty is by far the most wondrous pleasure this world has to offer. It takes its presence in every object and every being on this land, From the most marvelous and kingly palaces to a delicate blossoming yellow daisy. Beauty has no definite shape nor figure, as I have come to understand, It all depends on how pure one’s mind and how deep his soul can see. Thus, the brilliance of such beauty is without a doubt unrivaled in extent, For how can one possibly compare the magnificence of a priceless Greek statue, To the breath-taking elegance of a simple red rose left in its element. For beauty should never be measured as many wrongfully do. The uniqueness of said beauty has limitless achieve, So open your eyes and acknowledge what others have failed to perceive.

I had sex with another korean guy, but I don't feel pleasure? I'm a pure korean girl 22 years old. I had sex with another korean guy, my 56th guy. but i dont feel any orgasm. am i lesbian? my korean gal pals say the love having sex. but i dont feel pleasure. we slept with every korean guy in out apartment, school fraternity, and k-town clubs.

for a pure top does it matter if the bottom is a male or female? meaning does the gender of the bottom make a big difference to the ultimate pleasure received by the top?

What clubs in vegas have a giant champagne glass? pure- pussycat dolls lounge? and Seamless? are there others? What vegas clubs or other establishments have a giant 7 foot tall champagne/martini glass for a person to sit or dance in? how much or what would I need to offer Pure or Seamless in order to get in the giant champagne glass in the pussycat dolls lounge ( or the one in Seamless) I am willing to do it at whatever time they want, and however they want. I will dress and perform however they want. I have been go go dancing for pleasure for years, ironically I never worked as a dancer, but I have been one. I am willing to sign any realease form they put in front of me, as long as I can get in that glass. This would be in august and we are celebrating 2 21st birthdays, so its extremely important. what should I do? Will I have better luck with Pure or Seamless?

the giant champagne glass at pure- pussycat dolls lounge? how much or what would I need to offer Pure in order to get in the giant champagne glass in the pussycat dolls lounge ( or any other place in vegas that has one) I am willing to do it at whatever time they want, and however they want. I will dress and perform however they want. I have been go go dancing for pleasure for years, ironically I never worked as a dancer, but I have been one. I am willing to sign any realease form they put in front of me, as long as I can get in that glass. This would be in august and we are celebrating 2 21st birthdays, so its extremely important. what should I do?

Wonka and the Pure Imagination explained.? there is no life i know that compares to pure imagination....living there youll be free if you truly wish to be...." I am going to stop the song there Satan has many singers, and this song is no exception. If i imagine a good time, if i imagine favor with God, if i imagine doing good things then they happen? No sir. James 2:19 "Faith without works is dead." Its a old dirty trick Satan uses to make you feel that just because you can imagine or think (how many times are those words in the bible) of happiness or heaven that you will get it?> Some assasins at Auschwitz would shoot target practice on innocent slave Jewish workers and then have sex with their mistress seconds later <see movie Schlindlers List>. Did the pleasure of imagination make one confess or forsake a sin. Highness or alcohol or even getting high or high is a illusionary success. "I lost my life jumping off a building because I was high." You lose concentration, focus..you lose faith when your high and beleive in confusion as eve first told the devil "God said I cant eat that." Satan's confused her by making her beleive she imagined the severance of the warning to not eat the apple in the Garden of Eden. Alcohol, Ciggarettes, sniffers, uppers, downers---pure imagination RIGHT along with drugs that claim youll live forever ie magic protein shakes and secret body fat percentages...whats so scary about pure imagination and the willy wonka movie. I almost died one night and I was in the factory augustus couldnt get out of the pipe, and the blueberry girl got so big she blew up literally..i was next...we all were gonna die and wonka's idea to charlie about never growing old was a lie, he was going to turn him into an oompa loompa THIS IS NO JOKE it was horror beyond imagine..there is no jokes when the people are really dyeing Gay Man, Satan is the father of lies. Any "funhouse" or fun type experiment isnt so fun anymoe when the doors are shut sealed with you inside and people are dying all around you. It wasnt so much about the movie but more of the the ide of people "imaging" their way into spiritual favor with God. We at least need to pray and I never mentioned anything about vandalism to propert property so please keep your projections of me and join a gay rights activiists group..they may be able to help you in communicatng effectivley with men who are not gay.

Pets: Are we the only ones? Why do we want pets? I know this isn't specifically gender related, but I would be more interested from answers from people on this part of the site:-) Out of cirousity, are humans the only species to have 'pet's? Why do we have the desire to have a pet? Keepiong an animal for the pure pleasure of companionship. I am a great pet lover, and currently only have a dog, two cats a houserabbit and a parrot. I just think it's an interesting thing to think about the human species.

Why Atheists account of a NDE does not fit so you must aquit and see the light? Okay Yahooers this is the deal, some of you have said people that have a NDE the White light the going to Hell and Heaven is just the brain dying (Hypoxia) and they are hallucinating..WELL if that is the case then what about the folks who have been clinically dead and have not experienced nothing or just blacK? why isn't there brain making them hallucinate? AND WHY has not one person who has had a NDE and came back talks of there experience with GOD as nothing but pure pleasure? If you are interested when you have time check out the segments on youtube about the Australian who died and saw Heaven It is truly amazing http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9InYfnv99lQ&mode=related&search=

If you were a superhero, which cosmic villian would you fight? The Phoenix or Galactus? I would fight the Phoenix because Galactus does what he has to to survive, but the Phoenix is just so merciless and ruthless and kills for pure pleasure.

What do you guys...and maybe even girls think about love... pure love....? Really...if sex was it all then what is the use of THE ONE....I mean..you can only love make for so long.... a dying flame.... But imagine that there was no sex ( and obviously that we were born in some other way ), then would most of us stil be with each other? I think true pure love in its truest divine sense is dying out in this world.....a love that gets you high, on such a different level, a love with which all you might want to do is touch their hands...and nothing more....all the while being happier and more contented than in any other way possible, with a feeling of pleasure so much better than sex, in such a different level..that those two words shouldn't even be used in the same sentence. That when you say I love you, it doesn't at all mean I want to go to bed with you. and this time...it is really a flame that never dies..... Maybe I am feeling weird.....but I'm serious. Oh yeah I'm feeling weird, so any non wise crackers unlike me want to answer?

What are some good sweet Port wines that are inexpensive? Im looking for a wine that is fruity and sweet, not dry, that i can enjoy 2-3 glasses and still have a nice taste in my mouth but also have a nice feeling from them. I am just recently turned from drinking for pure effect to drinking for taste and pleasure as well

is it ok to teach my lover about musterbation? Is it wrong to teach her how to masterbate?plsss tell me? friends.am in love with a girl for the last one year.she doesnt know much about sex and anything related,not even musterbating.shes 21.i will have to say she almost lives like a saint. .we do phone sex and i musterbate.(shes far away now)pls help me./shall i tell her about musterbation.shall i persuade her to do that,so that she can enjoy the pleasure. will it be ok if i teach my pure at heart lover .though am sure she will not do that.